Wednesday, June 22, 2011
On Dignity
Dignity is stupid. It is the most retardedest thing in existence. I mean seriously? It's like there's this sort of protocol out there for people who are older or wiser than you when you freeze up and act like a proper stiff, when in reality you'd rather be hanging from a tree by your ankles saying WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
If I had my way, I'd tell jokes non-stop. I'd tell jokes until even the people who don't think my jokes are funny laugh, because I'm trying so hard to get them to laugh I stand on my head and fall flat on my face.
Yeah, so if you've seen me act like a moronic broomstick with social issues that just means you make me nervous. In reality I'm laughing on the inside. I laugh a lot because at least that part of dignity was stripped away a while ago. Laughter solves most of my dignity issues.
I guess to a certain extent seriousness is necessary sometimes. You have to show people you can be serious before you show them you can be goofy. I dunno.
OH WHO NEEDS RATIONALITY ANYWAY??!!!
OOGABOOOGAOOOGABOOGA!!!!!!!!! :-D
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